For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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