Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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