that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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