I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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