I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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