You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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