i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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