K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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