Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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