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Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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