so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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