It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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