My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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