Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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