I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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