oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
