I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
whose ass print is on the piano?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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