Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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