After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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