so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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