Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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