I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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