I'm lost and stupid without you.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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