I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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