You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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