Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Randomize
