After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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