I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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