Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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