Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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