i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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