He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
