You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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