Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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