roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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