Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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