If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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