i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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