Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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