I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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