Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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