I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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