hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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