No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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