I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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