This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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