I must be too annoying 4 u.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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