dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Still dying that you shit outside
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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