Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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