so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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