just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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