the new term for farting is butt boxing.
they need to just BURY HIM!
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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