you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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