Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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