I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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